Seth's World

• I’ll have somebody update my blog for me
• I’ll make a cabinet position for the guy who listens to folks who want to tell me why religion is great.  All that cabinet member has to do to get paid is nod his head and not go batshit crazy.  Women are welcome to apply.
• The poet laureate will be a rapper of much talent.
• James Joyce will be put to death publicly for being an author.  I’ll feel better for my 12th grade curriculum then.
• I’ll make North Korea an anarchist nation.  It can’t get any worse.  They are probably amazing people once Kim Jung Ill gets out of the picture.
• I won’t accept servants in place of friends.  You’ll still only see me hanging out with cool people
• Rich people who give me lots of money now will be remembered.
• I’ll entertain my people by publishing a ton and coming up with great ideas for software development efforts around the world
• The Amish types will be forced to quit being anti-social
• We’ll have Civil War reenactments by having loyal to a fault broke people defend the South and its shitty temp-constitution from the better organized and financed North.  Each time we’ll wonder who will win and be surprised when it’s the North.
• Neil Gaiman will be my Secretary of State.  Stephen Colbert will be appointed Secretary of the United States of America.
• The Topless Robot will be given to a girl to continue blogging.
• Terry Brooks and Piers Anthony will have additional blurbs in their Wikipedia entry about how they influenced me.
• I will watch football live.

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