Archive for the ‘Rhymes’ Category

You Yawn

Wednesday, July 31st, 2013

Got the shoes off groove on.
The rain pours can’t do lawn.
You yawn without the knowledge that you’re exposing a space
I’d like to fill sexually if there’s time to waste.

And if there’s time to waste
Is there time to brace
Time to taste you when you’re restrained
While you lie in wait.

Laying patiently while I pry and taste
Impatiently when I tease too great
Run my touch too light or press with too much haste
But you review the situation with a lot of praise.

As you lay tied down as a prize to prey on
The sky goes grey as the day rolls on
You feel done like a waffle, hot and pressed
As you feel impressions on your body from your day of rest.

Got the shoes off, groove on.
You didn’t see me sexually harass your yawn
I keep the zipper up but my pervert on
I get you from when you hit the bed till dawn.

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Add a Verse: 50 Cent’s “My Life”

Thursday, May 23rd, 2013

If I were allowed on a track with Fifty which is iffy enough without thinking Eminem’s with me.
I’d have to have a rhyme that was the best this century to represent the inspiration rap has meant to me. Dig me?
Big me making it all the way to Detroit city. On holiday rhyming away ignoring the starstruck rap fan in me pretending
To hold the rap down while holding the track up so that the listeners can get exposed to all the intensity this track we’re on supposed to host.
And I’d take that flow from coast to coast in the stanza that I’m on like I’m a roadie who’s been doped up. Once I start I’ve got the heart to never stop till you notice…

There’s 50. There’s E.
It’s all down hill from here for me.
There’s only one other star in the sky to see
Then I wake up in Franklin ’cause it’s just a dream

Here’s the song. http://youtu.be/cN4fNaUAMbA

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Evangelists in the wrong room Part 1.

Wednesday, February 29th, 2012

You want to apologize for victims
of all the other Christians
So you can witness that you’re different

But you’re the spitting image
you work in the church
You can’t see perspective
when you sit on that perch

So you stagger out friendly like
with a shudder and a lurch
Because your machinism’s rusted
But your Bible’s dusted.

You’re confused and untrusted
Because I have a secular job and no faith
You have a faith based job, that’s why
we can’t see eye to eye.

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Rap is Supposed to Be Angry

Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011

This is a throw away rap for entertainment.

Name me “terrorist” because I spit explosives.
My attitude can’t fly it’s so corrosive.
The patriot act doesn’t cover me
Because I pledge allegience to nothing peaceful.

I wear jeans and I soldiered on.
But I don’t have that job so the smoulders on.
Everywhere I look at Americans it’s face to palm.
It’d be a fine island if you fuckers weren’t on it.

I’m not the Be attitude in your bonnet.
I’m the future caravan. Get your white ass on it.
The bandwagon out the sand when you face the truth.
I’m Keyser Soze then I vanish. Poof!

Rub the bottle and I pop up.
It’s three of your wishes then I’m fed up.
You better sooth the spirit when you’re walking near it.
If you don’t fear it, you’ll get your cranium cleared out.

Explode in your brain like I’m rocket science.
You let me in so go get compliant.
Make a nice tight seal so you can keep this thought.
The future got bought up. I’m getting you caught up.

I’m at the top in my pin stripe get right
Everything I do to you invites your spitefullness.
I smile and clap cause you’re so delightful
when you’re pissed like that it’s like you’re wearing diapers.

The way your wisdom works it’s quite the same.
You claim history but it’s a future’s game.
You didn’t recall the facts of the world at all.
It’s a jab from my left but you see a southpaw.

Pack up last call. Drinking off your glass jaw.
Is that all, packing in the cab yelling “asshole”.
Thinking my freeze will thaw like I’m a TV dinner
Try to feed on me and get apprehended.

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Another Example of my Rhymes

Monday, October 17th, 2011

I’m like you can’t stop this
juggernaut shit.
Do the impossible and gridlock this
I come at you from all possible angles
from the alleyways
from the rooftops swinging pots
And you’ll need an army
just to feel safe
I digest a motherfucker to sewage.
I bring you down to my level
in the sewers
because we compost better together
while I make more manure.

I’m like Hercules only two times the gods blood.
Plus I got a vial of the dead ones I slaughtered.
Zeus thinks he’s the father alma mater
shouldn’t bother
I’m persistence times time
eroding till you topple.

Prometheus said
you shouldn’t fuck with him bro
But you didn’t think
to listen to him though.
now you’re on your knees
with a mental hymnal
trying to forget
that I’m swinging the killing blow.

I’m the reason the reaper’s grim.
Once I’m on the scene, nobody worries about him.
Please oh please
they beg to be the deceased
because it’s hard to live a lie
when you’ve been victim to me.
It’s hard to have the pride
After you weren’t prepared.
I’m one with the darkness
That’s why you’ve been scared.

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The City

Monday, August 15th, 2011

I invade you like a mist or a smell in the moonlight
On nights like this.
You thought I’d be more physical as you breath me in
On nights like this.
And you thought you had a silverback
But I’m like a city.
You can get lost when you
contemplate me.
And you can feel my culture
that complicates in me
You feel the hustle and bustle
and the sense of haste that’s me.
And I pick you up by the waist
because I’m not gonna waste
Such optimal placement
Have you upbeat
like a cocktail waitress
Feeling off the clock
Like you had a great pay shift
And you’re on vacation
while you’re on my playset.
And you breath me out
Like a lit cigarette
And you find me on a postcard
Cause you can’t forget.

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Spare the Rod

Friday, August 5th, 2011

Spare the rod.
Something Catholic priests
have long forgotten
And they don’t even Bible read
Say the creed
and let’s agree
Old texts might need
updating.

And I know some people are born up gay
And I know some people are pedophili-yay
But I think leaders need to show more restraint
Since their way gave the genes in folks gay today.

I mean, it’d be different if old ways worked.
If kids weren’t victims
for chaste priests that weren’t.
if evangelical pastors
weren’t abusive parents after
They paid their male prostitutes
With humbly gave church offerings.

If you worship a fake Father
does that make you a bastard.
Corrupt now can’t lead
to happily after
Morality is a process
Old tombs are out of fashion.
Try a dialog to find out
what your neighbors value. that’s um
A little to sensible
and a little bit social

But it doesn’t give you a pulpit
to wax all emotional
The old generation
And the Tea party revival.
can all suck my dick.
I spare the rod and the child.

[Editor’s note: my girlfriend says it’s confusing the way I juxtapose pedophilia and gay. I am attempting to lump old school values and religion with pedophilia as a slam on the Catholic black eye that’s been part of the daily news. I’m using gay as one of the innocent types of people that religion picks on with rods in order to beat their normalness out of them. The homophobes tend to be closet gay people that additionally hate themselves and sometimes lash out at children. So the juxtaposition should read as a contrast and a laugh that a bunch of hetero people keep making gay folk thereby confirming that we’re reaping our own genes and yet hating on them when we follow the old values.]

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The Safety is Off

Friday, July 1st, 2011

I’ve got a pen in my pocket
holding thoughts like heart lockets
only these thoughts combust when I cock it
to write an outlet for my awesomeness
I would doubt my own claim
if it came from the outside
but when you see that doubt collide with my lyrics
run and hide when you hear it
I’m gonna fly
and torch villages like Smaug
run free like my dog
without his collar
the safety is off.

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Philosorapper

Friday, June 10th, 2011

How’s this for a fact
Another atheist rapper
Join the pack of raptors
To consume this game like snack ems.

How do I have time
to hate on Palin and religion
Crafty with my image
bomb after bomb
till your hearing’s gone.

Boom shake the room
Rebuilding classic tunes
Replacing hits with new ones.
I don’t want to be you.  Uh.

Dumb da dum dum
I can give you what you want.
But it wouldn’t be me.
No it wouldn’t be me.

I’ve got your ear
From now till forever after.
Hello, I’m here.
Introducing philosorapper
You don’t have to agree
To respect that I represent.
to wonder where my mind went.
Where Peter would have sent me. (more…)

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Light and Easy Rhymes

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

Today, I wanted something lighter.  I got it.

Viscious and new
It’s me coming through
Buy me a beer if you
Like what I do

Hold up
Nobody here knows me
Is this the right show
You all look forty

It might seem confusing
’cause I’m thirty two
But I’m the new rapper
Where’re all my whipper snappers
(more…)

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