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So here I was just wiggling my toes in some acidic water. I just wanted to wet my feet, and I still can't find my damn toes. It's very frustrating, but there's a crazy satisfaction I get when someone goes "sorry didn't mean to step on your toes." I just kind of get a silly grin on my face, 'cause he can't step on any toes of mine!

Of course, what makes me feel stupid is that I had fished through the water to see if I could find my toes. I also have no hands... Of course, it's always kind of funny when someone asks "you got a hand?" I just shrug, shake my head, and walk away. Although I'd give my left nub just for one last high five. You guys probably take that for granted, but if you have no hands, you can never get one again. I can't even masturbate.

Of course, when I lost my hands in the water, I kind of lost my balance and slipped face first into the water. It's very frustrating to live without a head. I just want to cry when some insensitive bastard shouts out "that's using your head nub-boy." All those times mommy said "be careful not to lose your head," she never mentioned acidic puddles

So now all I can do for fun is roll down hills, which is only fun until I get to the bottom, and then I have to figure a way to get back up. "Use your head!" is often the form of sympathy I get.

Why are people so mean? Maybe it's 'cause I wear a shirt that says "I don't have arms, toes, or a head 'cause I don't want to be anything like you stupid motherfuckers, not because of an acidic puddle." I can't even change my shirt. I have no hands. It's really just a vicious cycle.